Toonami and Haruko's Big Sea Adventure

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Toonami was standing on the ship formerly known as The Sea Biscuit. The ship was now called The Sea Bitch as evidenced by the crudely sprayed graffiti that replaced the word Biscuit. Toonami had marched onto the vessel and told the captain:

"I am the captain now!"

She took command of the ship and piloted it to make several protective sweeps around the ocean. She had loudly dubbed Haruko her first mate, sergeant at arms, and quarter master. The boat was a minor administrative vessel that had been re purposed into a patrol boat since the fleet had been weakened due to storms and bitch you guessed it: budget cuts. Toonami had her foot propped up on the edge and leaned forward like a majestic captain. There were all sorts of pirates roaming the seas looking for easy targets and they were here to take the fight to them.

"Ahoy matey! We are here to kill some pirates and subject to them to some old school shit. You know what the Hozuki used to do with pirates on the seas when they caught them?!" she screamed over the roar of the waves. "It whadn't pretty! Look through that telescope and be on the lookout for pirate brigades and if you see any, we'll fuck em up! Best offense is a good defense! Dicks out for Shamu!"

Toonami furiously mimed masturbation and ended the gesture with a "spsshshshhh!" sound.

The pair approached an old boat, one that had obviously seen it's days on the sea. As Haruko studied it she noticed that it had once been titled "The Sea Biscuit" but someone had crudely painted the word "bitch" over the last part. It wasn't the first bit of graffiti she had seen in the village but it never ceased to be a jarring sight. Hopping aboard the vessel it took no time at all for her teacher to assume control of it. She was quickly learning that Toonami was more than aware of her clout and was not afraid to throw it around. As the student to the Mizukage, did she have any clout of her own? Probably not, but it was nice to think of nice things from time to time. As if on queue, Toonami had quite noticeably dubbed her the first mate, quartermaster, and sergeant-at-arms for the ship. The younger Genin couldn't help but blush at the sudden influx of power that came with those titles, but grinned anyway.

As the ship moved through the sea, Haruko's stomach was in as much motion as the waves. This was her first time on a boat and it was much more difficult to stay steady than it had been on land. Her sensei leaned back completely calm and relaxed like this was an everyday occurrence for her and the swordswoman couldn't help but envy her for that ease. Gripping a telescope much too tightly in her hands, she turned her head to face the eccentric Mizukage as she called out. The mission was to...kill? pirates? She was only a Genin! Could she really kill someone so easily? Surely not, this must have been some kind of test.

"I can't say I do." She answered to the question about Hozuki. She was then instructed to actually use the telescope, which now that she thought of it was obvious, and let them know if any were seen so they could "fuck them up." Toonami's choice of words certainly was, unique. More unique however was a sudden and perverse pantomime that left Haruko laughing but also slightly uncomfortable. Who is Shamu?

Extending the telescope, she put the lens to her eye and sucked in a sharp breath. Never before had she had her eyesight extended to such lengths! It was as if she could see forever. A sudden warmth filled her chest, the kind that you only feel the first time something truly indescribable happens. That warmth wouldn't last long though as she caught sight of another ship. While there was every chance that this was just some random ship, this was a mission and thus it was a pirate ship.

Quite animatedly, she put down the telescope and pointed out across the starboard bow, "A ship is out that way!"

Toonami whipped her neck around in the direction of Haruko's finger. She could vaguely see a ship in the distance. Toonami hopped down from her perch and started shouting orders. "Let's get this puppy moving! You heard the lady! Let's go![/b]" the boat immediately began moving towards the ship that Haruko had identified. Toonami stalked up and down the boat thinking on what to do. She decided they'd board the pirate ship and fight them on their own turf. It was dangerous but it would throw Haruko into serious combat early in her career. That was much more preferable to letting them hang back and pick them off from a distance without doing much of anything. Toonami turned to Haruko:

"[b]Are you strapped up?!" she asked. The woman grabbed a nearby knife and twirled it around before stabbing it into the mast. She had thus physically illustrated what she meant by "strapped up". "When we fight these pirates I want you aim for here, here, here, and especially here." Toonami pointed to the arteries in her neck, chest, leg, and then finally to her crotch. "Don't hold back. Show me what your made of Haruko!" she shouted as they neared the ship. Protocol said they had to give the ship a warning and some kind of deterrent blah blah blah. Fuck this! Their clearly pirates! Let's fucking go!

The boat drew closer and Toonami backed up to the other side of her own. "Prepare to board in 3....2.....1....GERONIMO!!!" Toonami ran and leapt into the air before landing on the pirate ship with a thundering crash. The rings on her finger transfiguring into purple and black brass knuckles which she used to beat the hell out of the privateers. By now The Sea Bitch was close enough to the enemy ship that Haruko could merely hop across or walk across one of the extended planks.

(Haruko informed me she wants to retire this char so I'm wrapping this mission up)


Toonami was a bit slower now that she was pregnant with her sister Konami. The blonde twin lay nestled inside Toonami's body without even her head poking out. Toonami being the subservient and weaker Twin was subject to years of confinement in Konam's body. It was cramped and sucky which was why she didn't particularly like resting there. Now that they had learned to exist with some modicum of independence Toonami had learned how to host Konami but her body was not well suited to the task and so all of her physical capabilities were drastically reduced. Her reaction time was slower, she hit weaker, and her ability to analyze the world around her had suffered. Nevertheless years of combat experience and her status as a shinobi gave her all she needed to take out a few privateers. If things got really dire Konami could jump out and help but ultimately she would prefer not to have to resort to that. Toonami had already gotten the sense that Konami viewed herself as the "better" of the two and calling on her help too often would only solidify that mindset. Toonami grabbed a pirate by his pony-tail, yanked him back and slammed a fist into his throat. She grabbed another and slammed his head on the wooden railing causing blood and splinters to explode on impact once as she had applied Chakra Enhanced Strength to the move. He was then thrown overboard. Toonami looked back to Haruko and yelled out:

"How ya doing kid?!" Toonami bludgeoned several enemies with a sea of boxing combinations. The brass knuckles doing devastating work on teeth, bone, and soft tissue flesh. Toonami had to make sure that Haruko wasn't in any serious danger. It would not do well for her genin to die on their first mission outside the village proper. They fought the pirates for awhile then headed back on the Sea Bitch and left.

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